1/2 Marathon?

I'm starting to feel the race bug again. This happens to me every spring. The weather gets warmer and I remember the freedom of running in shorts instead of being restricted by layers of fleece and poly-cotton blends. I also start thinking about putting a swimsuit on and determine that a few extra miles certainly wouldn't hurt. Although then I get funky tan lines which look wacko and unglamorous in swim wear anyway. Well, I just checked the 1/2 marathon schedule for the next few months and there are several coming up, so I just need to commit.

Hmmmm....

I hate it when a nice snuggle moment is ruined by flatulence. Dave's or mine. I was watching some program the other day which stated that, on average, people pass gas 14 times a day. So all you liars that pretend you would NEVER do something so unrefined, the rest of us know the truth...